Sign of the Times

BORDEN AND HIS CUPCAKES

Borden asked me, "So, did you leave cupcakes at my house?"

"Cupcakes? That's strange," I exclaimed.

"Yeah, well, someone left me cupcakes on my truck."

"Wow, you must have a lot of admirers," I replied.

"Yeah, I guess," he laughed. "It's just a little strange. I thought you did it."

"Cupcakes, huh..." I said.

"Yeah, huh..." he laughed.

"They were real good. I ate them all. A real nice treat," (he was most likely stoned at the time)

"Well that's good," I replied. "I'll confess...I did it."

"I thought so, that was nice of you..."