Monday, September 19, 2005
MORE PEOPLE FROM CARTER'S AUTO
15) Karen- Strange affinity for Tweety Bird. 4’ 8” 80 lbs. It is questionable whether this is a man or a woman. Has a lot of car troubles, so he/she is often at Carter’s. Body size indicates that he/she is either a heroin addict or severely anorexic. It has now been confirmed that Jerry, the 6’ 1” transgender woman, is dating Karen as they were spotted making out in the car when Jerry dropped Karen off one day at Carter’s when he/she had come to pick up his/her car. This is a very strange couple and no one can quite figure out what is going on with them. Karen also supposedly has two very tall African American daughters who are very tall and “model-beautiful,” according to Carter, who finds this strange as Karen is extremely short, mousy, and Caucasian.
16) Juan and Carlos- come to the shop every Friday to pick up scrap metal. Were interested in taking a picture of my legs. Said they would pay $50, at which point they were run off the property by Willie.
17) Javier- sells belts, wallets, and DVDs. Stops by the shop every Friday afternoon. Willie bought a brown snakeskin belt from him. Carter bought two belts because “the deal was so good, I just couldn’t resist it” and because according to him, he does not own a belt and needs one because of his upcoming 40-year high school reunion. Javier then tried to sell Carter a backpack full of pirated movies. Carter told him he only bought movies that had “a lot of women in them.” Javier offered him “Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo.” Carter told him that was not the kind of movie he was looking for. “Javier, there’s just not enough nudity in it. I only watch movies with naked senoritas,” he said.
18) Eduard- occasionally works for Louie (next door to Carter’s). Has a very severe drug problem. Tried to hang himself one day in the garage but couldn’t figure out how to tie the noose. Louie eventually had to get rid of him because “he was driving my business straight into the ground."
19) Louie- mentioned in previous post. Currently involved in a long-standing feud with Carter due to a dog house Carter claims Louie stole from him.
20) James- sells porno. Carter has agreed to fix James’s mother's car in exchange for $40 worth of porno.
15) Karen- Strange affinity for Tweety Bird. 4’ 8” 80 lbs. It is questionable whether this is a man or a woman. Has a lot of car troubles, so he/she is often at Carter’s. Body size indicates that he/she is either a heroin addict or severely anorexic. It has now been confirmed that Jerry, the 6’ 1” transgender woman, is dating Karen as they were spotted making out in the car when Jerry dropped Karen off one day at Carter’s when he/she had come to pick up his/her car. This is a very strange couple and no one can quite figure out what is going on with them. Karen also supposedly has two very tall African American daughters who are very tall and “model-beautiful,” according to Carter, who finds this strange as Karen is extremely short, mousy, and Caucasian.
16) Juan and Carlos- come to the shop every Friday to pick up scrap metal. Were interested in taking a picture of my legs. Said they would pay $50, at which point they were run off the property by Willie.
17) Javier- sells belts, wallets, and DVDs. Stops by the shop every Friday afternoon. Willie bought a brown snakeskin belt from him. Carter bought two belts because “the deal was so good, I just couldn’t resist it” and because according to him, he does not own a belt and needs one because of his upcoming 40-year high school reunion. Javier then tried to sell Carter a backpack full of pirated movies. Carter told him he only bought movies that had “a lot of women in them.” Javier offered him “Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo.” Carter told him that was not the kind of movie he was looking for. “Javier, there’s just not enough nudity in it. I only watch movies with naked senoritas,” he said.
18) Eduard- occasionally works for Louie (next door to Carter’s). Has a very severe drug problem. Tried to hang himself one day in the garage but couldn’t figure out how to tie the noose. Louie eventually had to get rid of him because “he was driving my business straight into the ground."
19) Louie- mentioned in previous post. Currently involved in a long-standing feud with Carter due to a dog house Carter claims Louie stole from him.
20) James- sells porno. Carter has agreed to fix James’s mother's car in exchange for $40 worth of porno.
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