Tuesday, August 16, 2005
A message from your President at www.findaclint.org
Friends:
As I have mentioned before, I like to drop in periodically just to update you on what is going on at www.findaclint.org or any other news or events that may affect our organization. It is with some disappointment and mild amusement that I must announce that Chuck will no longer serve as Head of Security for www.findaclint.org or for my band, Void of Course. Chuck was arrested last Thursday night for fighting a man named Jimmy outside the Kibitz Room on Fairfax in Los Angeles. Though all charges were dropped by Jimmy, Chuck was “86-ed” from the Kibitz Room and told never to return there again. Seeing that this is a bar where I frequently perform, as well as a common meeting place for many West Coast members of www.findaclint.org, it was decided that Chuck should be removed as Head of Security. His “second-in command,” Victor Hugo, will now take his place. We feel this is a good move as Victor was spotted “one-arming” a full-sized refrigerator he was carrying during our recent move to “The Crescent Manor.”
In other member news, Cricket, due to her undying love of the “Clint Story,” has been asked to come on board as the 13th member of the Board of Directors. She will serve as Early Childhood Education Expert, and along with Jill Wilhite (Head of Education) will be in charge of educating the future leaders of tomorrow and ensuring that they always follow through with their dreams.
It has come to my attention, through my travels and through the telling and re-telling of the “Clint Story,” that there are people who viciously HATE the story. We are confused by this. Most people are very enamored by the story, as it gives them hope in romantic fairytale love in such a dark and sometimes cruel world. We understand this. We even understand those people who are simply just ambivalent about the story, as they can’t quite see how it could affect them personally. However, we do not understand what there is about the story to adamantly and actively HATE. On more than one occasion, during the telling of the story, I have had people turn to me and say, “I hate this story. I hate this story more than you can know.” We do not understand this. Our only guess is that they somehow fear the story and that fear, they disguise as hatred. Nevertheless, it has been decided that these people will be banned not only from www.findaclint.org, but also from the movie premiere of “Finding Clint,” all future Void of Course shows, the forthcoming Ann Bonney’s Tavern in Long Beach, The Crescent Manor, The Travis Cooper/Petey Gannon Foundation and all of its affiliations, the forthcoming men’s clothing store MAN DEAD, The Lair, as well as the entire state of Tennessee. If you know any of these haters, please pass this message along: “Clovis is looking for you.”
Myself and two other accomplices continue to follow leads that we are receiving almost daily at this point regarding Clint’s wherabouts. We feel that it is not long now before there will be a time of great celebration and rejoicing.
Find Clint. Find Peace.
Sincerely,
Deborah Little
President
www.findaclint.org
Friends:
As I have mentioned before, I like to drop in periodically just to update you on what is going on at www.findaclint.org or any other news or events that may affect our organization. It is with some disappointment and mild amusement that I must announce that Chuck will no longer serve as Head of Security for www.findaclint.org or for my band, Void of Course. Chuck was arrested last Thursday night for fighting a man named Jimmy outside the Kibitz Room on Fairfax in Los Angeles. Though all charges were dropped by Jimmy, Chuck was “86-ed” from the Kibitz Room and told never to return there again. Seeing that this is a bar where I frequently perform, as well as a common meeting place for many West Coast members of www.findaclint.org, it was decided that Chuck should be removed as Head of Security. His “second-in command,” Victor Hugo, will now take his place. We feel this is a good move as Victor was spotted “one-arming” a full-sized refrigerator he was carrying during our recent move to “The Crescent Manor.”
In other member news, Cricket, due to her undying love of the “Clint Story,” has been asked to come on board as the 13th member of the Board of Directors. She will serve as Early Childhood Education Expert, and along with Jill Wilhite (Head of Education) will be in charge of educating the future leaders of tomorrow and ensuring that they always follow through with their dreams.
It has come to my attention, through my travels and through the telling and re-telling of the “Clint Story,” that there are people who viciously HATE the story. We are confused by this. Most people are very enamored by the story, as it gives them hope in romantic fairytale love in such a dark and sometimes cruel world. We understand this. We even understand those people who are simply just ambivalent about the story, as they can’t quite see how it could affect them personally. However, we do not understand what there is about the story to adamantly and actively HATE. On more than one occasion, during the telling of the story, I have had people turn to me and say, “I hate this story. I hate this story more than you can know.” We do not understand this. Our only guess is that they somehow fear the story and that fear, they disguise as hatred. Nevertheless, it has been decided that these people will be banned not only from www.findaclint.org, but also from the movie premiere of “Finding Clint,” all future Void of Course shows, the forthcoming Ann Bonney’s Tavern in Long Beach, The Crescent Manor, The Travis Cooper/Petey Gannon Foundation and all of its affiliations, the forthcoming men’s clothing store MAN DEAD, The Lair, as well as the entire state of Tennessee. If you know any of these haters, please pass this message along: “Clovis is looking for you.”
Myself and two other accomplices continue to follow leads that we are receiving almost daily at this point regarding Clint’s wherabouts. We feel that it is not long now before there will be a time of great celebration and rejoicing.
Find Clint. Find Peace.
Sincerely,
Deborah Little
President
www.findaclint.org
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