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Thursday, February 03, 2005

Gigi

Gigi used to date a guy who also had practice space in the building where we practice. There are many video cameras in the building because it is supposed to be very secure. Late one night, Gigi was spotted on one of the cameras staggering down the hall. As she approached the camera, she lit a crack pipe, took a hit, and began to stagger even more. The camera saw her swaying back and forth and then she just disappeared.

Gigi was missing for several days. No one knew where she was. Three days later, her dead body was discovered at the bottom of the cargo elevator shaft. Apparently, she had taken a fatal hit of crack and fell into the shaft, which is what the camera filmed when she disappeared from the frame.

I believe that the building is still haunted by the ghost of Gigi the crack whore. I heard strange noises there the other night. Do ghosts show up on film? I would like to try and videotape down there and see if we can "see" Gigi.

Speaking of which, when I went down a few weeks ago to have my ID photo take for my new job, they had to take my picture three times before it actually showed up on film. The guy kept scratching his head and saying, "Huh, that's funny. When I looked through the viewfinder, you were there, but nothing's showing up on film."

Perhaps, I really am becoming a vampire...

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