Sign of the Times

So, I was out walking on Friday afternoon around 2pm...
A man walking behind me says, "Goddamn, if you walked any faster they'd have to give you a speeding ticket." He then proceeds to carry on about how a white girl wearing all black is just "so fucking hot" and "I'm about to cream in my pants just looking at you." Nice...
I then go to the convenience store where a homeless man standing outside asks me, "Are your feet tired? Because you've been walking through my mind all day." Again, nice...