Tuesday, October 12, 2004
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY
If one more man who is shorter than me hits on me, I am going to fucking scream. And I am not talking just a little shorter than me...inches...maybe half a foot. And come on people, with my boots on, we all know that I am close to six feet tall. Doesn't anybody obey Hartley's Law anymore? My grandmother would be rolling over in her grave...
It is getting to the point that I have started handing out the number to the REJECTION HOTLINE...for those of you women (and men, for that matter) that aren't in on this yet, you should check it out...because I've given out my number one too many times (because I'm just too damn nice)...I now have to screen every phone call that comes through here...call after call after call...for weeks...incessant...it won't stop...come on fellas, you could tell I was clearly dissinterested...when I'm interested and you're my type, believe me...you'll know it...yeah, I know I'm cool...you don't have to flatter me with phone calls I won't pick up....i'm cool, I know...I'm a fucking rock n' roll singer...and I play guitar...and I have long black hair...and I love video games and drinking contests...yeah, I know I would be a cool girlfriend to have...but when you connect, you connect and you know it...those are the people you ought to be calling...not me, who stands there half in a trance as you tell me for the third time that you are named after a dead guy in Boston...or stands there trying to calculate our actual height difference were my boots off (six, seven inches taller than you?? FUCK)...or stands there trying to figure out why on earth you would be asking for my number when we have barely spoken for 30 seconds...or stands there trying to figure out why on earth you just used the pick-up line, "Hey, let's go do some blow. I've got a kilo at my house in Pasadena."
My fucking god...where are my girlie druggies (those without brain-damage)??? Why are the only men who seem to be calling here 5' 5" short, stocky men from Mexico (named Oscar/Radar, Ricardo...take your pick) or 35-year old men who are looking for a young girl to dominate them?? Where are my girlie druggies???
RANT done...I need some fucking sleep...
If one more man who is shorter than me hits on me, I am going to fucking scream. And I am not talking just a little shorter than me...inches...maybe half a foot. And come on people, with my boots on, we all know that I am close to six feet tall. Doesn't anybody obey Hartley's Law anymore? My grandmother would be rolling over in her grave...
It is getting to the point that I have started handing out the number to the REJECTION HOTLINE...for those of you women (and men, for that matter) that aren't in on this yet, you should check it out...because I've given out my number one too many times (because I'm just too damn nice)...I now have to screen every phone call that comes through here...call after call after call...for weeks...incessant...it won't stop...come on fellas, you could tell I was clearly dissinterested...when I'm interested and you're my type, believe me...you'll know it...yeah, I know I'm cool...you don't have to flatter me with phone calls I won't pick up....i'm cool, I know...I'm a fucking rock n' roll singer...and I play guitar...and I have long black hair...and I love video games and drinking contests...yeah, I know I would be a cool girlfriend to have...but when you connect, you connect and you know it...those are the people you ought to be calling...not me, who stands there half in a trance as you tell me for the third time that you are named after a dead guy in Boston...or stands there trying to calculate our actual height difference were my boots off (six, seven inches taller than you?? FUCK)...or stands there trying to figure out why on earth you would be asking for my number when we have barely spoken for 30 seconds...or stands there trying to figure out why on earth you just used the pick-up line, "Hey, let's go do some blow. I've got a kilo at my house in Pasadena."
My fucking god...where are my girlie druggies (those without brain-damage)??? Why are the only men who seem to be calling here 5' 5" short, stocky men from Mexico (named Oscar/Radar, Ricardo...take your pick) or 35-year old men who are looking for a young girl to dominate them?? Where are my girlie druggies???
RANT done...I need some fucking sleep...
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