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Thursday, August 12, 2004

NOTHING BUT AN ESKIMO GIRL...
I found out tonight from my friend that my nickname at the bar is Eskimo Girl...
Because I apparently look Asian, have Asian eyes, and look like I am from Alaska...
Apparently, these people have never seen a real Eskimo...I find it really hard to believe that a Midwestern Irish girl looks like an Eskimo...
Nevertheless, I could have some fun with this...wearing my parka down to the bar each night, while sporting the shirt I am making that says, "EAT YOUR HEART OUT...I'M AN ESKIMO"
Not only that, but the song I am writing, entiled "Eskimo Girl," which will be performed at Open Mic, is sure to be a cult classic...
YOU WERE WARNED...DON'T FUCK WITH US...

Comments:
Floopie, that doesn't even rhyme. Where have you been and why have you lost the rhyming touch?

--Beth
 
I was later informed by several people at the bar (ones who I did not know and who were not involved in the original nicknaming)...that I do, indeed look like and Eskimo...or "like Bjork...someone from Iceland." Now, I don't quite see that connection because Icelandic people would not neccessarily be related to those from Alaska, nevertheless, they told me, "yeah, I definitely see that...those almond shaped eyes...oh, yeah and your facial structure...your cheek bones give it away...are you from Alaska?"
 
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