Friday, August 06, 2004
HARTLEY'S LAW
Hartley's Law states that one must save the tall men for the tall women, and the short men for the short women...but for some unexplained reason, most contributors to the height problem in Boston are not familiar with this law...I am urging all women to familarize themselves and these men with this law, and if someone who is shorter than you begins hitting on you at a bar or in any other public domain, please remind them that Hartley's Law is imperative...Following this "law" of nature is one way that we can try and preserve the order of the universe while we are living in these difficult times (aka Bizarro World).
Hartley's Law states that one must save the tall men for the tall women, and the short men for the short women...but for some unexplained reason, most contributors to the height problem in Boston are not familiar with this law...I am urging all women to familarize themselves and these men with this law, and if someone who is shorter than you begins hitting on you at a bar or in any other public domain, please remind them that Hartley's Law is imperative...Following this "law" of nature is one way that we can try and preserve the order of the universe while we are living in these difficult times (aka Bizarro World).
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