Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Yes, as most of you have guessed, we did not spend the night in jail...but it could have happened...
Yet here are STILL MORE REASONS TO STAY IN BOSTON
31) For some unexplained reason, our bodies do not function after midnight in LA
32) There is an overabundance of cheerful people there
33) The people working at LAX are just downright rude and condescending
34) It hardly ever rains in LA, and in my current depressed state, I need gloomy weather
35) People look at you strangely if you walk or take the bus anywhere there
36) Too many men in LA have goatberts (aka Magda's misunderstanding of the word "goatee")
37) Most men are a couple of shelves lower than us (according to Magda)
38) "I know you just want to have fun and party, but someday, you're going to have to calm down."
39) The standard pick-up line in LA seems to be "Have you ever modelled or been in film?"
40) We have been asked by more than one person in LA if we worship the devil
41) The crazy drunk guy at Sav-More Drugs told me that people are a lot nicer and less stuck-up in Boston
42) There is an overabundance of horn-honking if you walk anywhere in LA
43) I almost got bit by a rattlesnake while walking in a restricted area in the canyons of Hollywood
Yet here are STILL MORE REASONS TO STAY IN BOSTON
31) For some unexplained reason, our bodies do not function after midnight in LA
32) There is an overabundance of cheerful people there
33) The people working at LAX are just downright rude and condescending
34) It hardly ever rains in LA, and in my current depressed state, I need gloomy weather
35) People look at you strangely if you walk or take the bus anywhere there
36) Too many men in LA have goatberts (aka Magda's misunderstanding of the word "goatee")
37) Most men are a couple of shelves lower than us (according to Magda)
38) "I know you just want to have fun and party, but someday, you're going to have to calm down."
39) The standard pick-up line in LA seems to be "Have you ever modelled or been in film?"
40) We have been asked by more than one person in LA if we worship the devil
41) The crazy drunk guy at Sav-More Drugs told me that people are a lot nicer and less stuck-up in Boston
42) There is an overabundance of horn-honking if you walk anywhere in LA
43) I almost got bit by a rattlesnake while walking in a restricted area in the canyons of Hollywood
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