Tuesday, July 13, 2004
STILL MORE REASONS TO STAY IN BOSTON
21) We got kicked out of Malibu because we were smoking
22) We can't find a single Mexican restaurant willing to serve us anything vegetarian (in fact, we were told that they could give us vegetarian enchiladas though the sauce is made with beef broth)
23) We spent Sunday night in LA County jail
24) A man on Melrose Ave told us to go to hell because we wouldn't buy a rap album from him
25) The 10
26) When we went to see Farenheit 911 in Santa Monica, the people sitting next to us dumped water all over us
27) Apparently (based on the apartments that we looked at), the definition of "new" carpet is at least four years old
28) Most places here do not come equipped with a refrigerator or stove
29) UCLA seems to have a monopoly on the apartments in Westwood
30) It would really piss off my anonymous poster if we stayed in Boston to "whore" around for at least one more year
21) We got kicked out of Malibu because we were smoking
22) We can't find a single Mexican restaurant willing to serve us anything vegetarian (in fact, we were told that they could give us vegetarian enchiladas though the sauce is made with beef broth)
23) We spent Sunday night in LA County jail
24) A man on Melrose Ave told us to go to hell because we wouldn't buy a rap album from him
25) The 10
26) When we went to see Farenheit 911 in Santa Monica, the people sitting next to us dumped water all over us
27) Apparently (based on the apartments that we looked at), the definition of "new" carpet is at least four years old
28) Most places here do not come equipped with a refrigerator or stove
29) UCLA seems to have a monopoly on the apartments in Westwood
30) It would really piss off my anonymous poster if we stayed in Boston to "whore" around for at least one more year
Comments:
Those two deserve to get arrested. I'm shocked that they have not been before. They are fucked up and I do not understand why they are not moving to LA now. They have been whoring around Boston and they need to leave!
# posted by 
: 9:01 AM
: 9:01 AM
"First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win."
--Gandhi
--Gandhi
# posted by : 12:06 PM
: 12:06 PM
"Why should he call her a whore? who keeps her company? What place, what time, what form, what likelihood?"
# posted by : 5:29 PM
: 5:29 PM
"I will be hang'd, if some eternal villain,
Some busy and insinuating rogue,
Some cogging, cozening slave, to get some office,
Have not devised this slander; I'll be hang'd else."
Some busy and insinuating rogue,
Some cogging, cozening slave, to get some office,
Have not devised this slander; I'll be hang'd else."
and how did you "get" him to plagiarize? What are you talking about?? I don't understand...and why apologize? That post doesn't make a shred of sense...
# posted by : 7:26 PM
: 7:26 PM
I'm confused...can the anonymous please just clarify who's who? anon1, anon2...because we'd like to give credit where credit is due!
thanks...
Beth
thanks...
Beth
# posted by : 7:28 PM
: 7:28 PM
One last rhyme before I go
'cuz I think it need be said
that L'il Deb's antagonist
seems troubled in the head.
I cannot judge how wronged was he
or how guilt-free L'il Deb,
but, dude, it's time to let it go --
you're making your own bed.
If it were me, I'd take a trip
perhaps to Bimini.
There I might buy a boat
and sail upon the seas.
Replace my hand with a hook
and shout, "Arrr, ye matees".
I'd get it out some other way
than letting hatred fester.
Continue with the tack you take
And you just prove who is best'r.
'cuz I think it need be said
that L'il Deb's antagonist
seems troubled in the head.
I cannot judge how wronged was he
or how guilt-free L'il Deb,
but, dude, it's time to let it go --
you're making your own bed.
If it were me, I'd take a trip
perhaps to Bimini.
There I might buy a boat
and sail upon the seas.
Replace my hand with a hook
and shout, "Arrr, ye matees".
I'd get it out some other way
than letting hatred fester.
Continue with the tack you take
And you just prove who is best'r.
# posted by : 7:38 PM
: 7:38 PM
For the record, let it be said...
That I did not wrong anybody and anyone who wishes to air grievances, should do so with me directly.
I have never been to Bimini. I am sure that my anonymous poster would respond with: "Well, with the island being only seven miles long, there is probably not enough room for you to whore around." So, I'll just say it and beat you to the punch.
Also, for the record, I am not a whore, faithful to only one person, and you can ask my fucking wife about that...or did you miss my post back in May about the day I married her...in fact, we thought about Bimini for our honeymoon, but ended up on Nasseau instead.
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That I did not wrong anybody and anyone who wishes to air grievances, should do so with me directly.
I have never been to Bimini. I am sure that my anonymous poster would respond with: "Well, with the island being only seven miles long, there is probably not enough room for you to whore around." So, I'll just say it and beat you to the punch.
Also, for the record, I am not a whore, faithful to only one person, and you can ask my fucking wife about that...or did you miss my post back in May about the day I married her...in fact, we thought about Bimini for our honeymoon, but ended up on Nasseau instead.
