Sign of the Times

REVENGE, INC.

We may never have to work another "real" job in our lives...thanks to a brilliant new scheme that we were able to hatch this evening...you see, we are creating a business called Revenge, Inc.
We specialize in revenge...what we do is provide people with a service where they can take revenge on someone who has done them wrong...we specialize in completely legal methods of revenge...
When you come to Revenge, Inc., you will be assigned a consultant who will consult with you on your case. After hearing the details of the trasgression committed against you, we will help you create a "revenge portfolio."
Your revenge can last as long as you'd like...our trained "revenge specialists" will then act out your "revenge portfolio" for you...the fees we charge are on a case-by-case basis...depending on what you want done to your "transgressor" as well as the duration of the revenge...
For example, a man whom you are seeing who fucks you over and is "less than careful," might receive a box of condoms taped to his bike with a note attached saying "Please use these next time..." or you could elect to have posters with his picture taped all over the neighborhood he lives in and frequents with the phrase, "Hey ladies, beware of going home with this man...He has a small prick..."
The possibilities are endless...If your man is fucking another woman, and she decides to take everything...we can arrange to have a kitchen sink delivered to her house...with a note attached that says, "You took everything, why not take the kitchen sink as well..."

Our business will, of course, be based out of Los Angeles (most likely we will set up shop above the Pirate Bar in Long Beach), but we anticipate this idea to spread like wild fire, with branches opening across the country eventually...afterall, how many times have you or someone you've known said, "God, I'd really like to get him/her back...if only I knew how..."