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Sunday, July 11, 2004

REASONS TO STAY IN BOSTON

1) The seasons (Beth thinks she will miss them)
2) I can finish school in about 3 1/2 more years
3) Even though there's a height problem, all Beth meets are Hispanic men anyway
4) LA seems clique-ish
5) We can't stand the heat and the sun (I would have to buy a case of sunblock a month)
6) After three days of searching, we still couldn't find an apartment
7) The 101
8) Emissions tests are stricter (the Eclipse may not pass the test)
9) Contrary to what we believed, Boston has more cat-friendly apartments
10) No public transit (we never thought we'd say it, but god bless the MBTA)

Comments:
A man shall trust not the oath of a maid,
Nor the word a woman speaks;
For their hearts on a whirling wheel were fashioned,
And fickle their breasts were formed.
 
DUDE...who's writing me poetry?? This is definitely not the anonymous who usually sends me death threats...reveal yourself, my fine good man...
 
DUDE...this actually sounds like a put-down...translation...you are a lying bitch...is that what you meant to say??
Or are they the words of a scorned man pretending to be in a relationship??
 
Either that or you are a pirate...because only cowardly pirates write that way...
 
Someday I will hang from a noose way up high,
And I'll swing 'till I'm dead and I'm blue.
But until then, I'll be sailing the seas,
And I'll look for a port with a lassie or two.
 
DUDE...who is this mystery poetry writer??
 
“’Tis some visiter,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—-
Only this and nothing more.”
 
Hmmmm...you're wily...and educated...I like that in a man...
 
I got a catapult system that just can't be beat
I got 6 foot bedsprings tied to both of my feet
I got a tommy powered cadillac built just for speed
so little roadrunner
I got every single thing
that a coyote needs
 
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