Sign of the Times

DEATH THREATS FROM CHILDREN

I received two death threats from a child today...and he was six years old, no less.
I was testing this little rapscallion this afternoon...and actually, I was told that he would be easy to test and would be a nice child. He had this brilliant smile on his face during most of the testing...at one point, he smiled widely at me and said, "I would love to electrocute you. I know how. It woulnd't be hard."
I was a little thrown by all of this, but proceeded with the testing, nevertheless...
Later on, he looked me point blank in the face and with a broad smile said, "I wish I had a rubber band...because I would shoot it at your face." I really wasn't sure how one responds to death threats from a six-year-old child, so I just smiled right back at him and said, "Oh, that would be so nice."
Anyway, further reason for my birth contol prescription...because with my luck, this is the type of little hellion that I would end up with, were I to ever choose to have children...