Saturday, July 31, 2004
REVENGE, INC.
We may never have to work another "real" job in our lives...thanks to a brilliant new scheme that we were able to hatch this evening...you see, we are creating a business called Revenge, Inc.
We specialize in revenge...what we do is provide people with a service where they can take revenge on someone who has done them wrong...we specialize in completely legal methods of revenge...
When you come to Revenge, Inc., you will be assigned a consultant who will consult with you on your case. After hearing the details of the trasgression committed against you, we will help you create a "revenge portfolio."
Your revenge can last as long as you'd like...our trained "revenge specialists" will then act out your "revenge portfolio" for you...the fees we charge are on a case-by-case basis...depending on what you want done to your "transgressor" as well as the duration of the revenge...
For example, a man whom you are seeing who fucks you over and is "less than careful," might receive a box of condoms taped to his bike with a note attached saying "Please use these next time..." or you could elect to have posters with his picture taped all over the neighborhood he lives in and frequents with the phrase, "Hey ladies, beware of going home with this man...He has a small prick..."
The possibilities are endless...If your man is fucking another woman, and she decides to take everything...we can arrange to have a kitchen sink delivered to her house...with a note attached that says, "You took everything, why not take the kitchen sink as well..."
Our business will, of course, be based out of Los Angeles (most likely we will set up shop above the Pirate Bar in Long Beach), but we anticipate this idea to spread like wild fire, with branches opening across the country eventually...afterall, how many times have you or someone you've known said, "God, I'd really like to get him/her back...if only I knew how..."
We may never have to work another "real" job in our lives...thanks to a brilliant new scheme that we were able to hatch this evening...you see, we are creating a business called Revenge, Inc.
We specialize in revenge...what we do is provide people with a service where they can take revenge on someone who has done them wrong...we specialize in completely legal methods of revenge...
When you come to Revenge, Inc., you will be assigned a consultant who will consult with you on your case. After hearing the details of the trasgression committed against you, we will help you create a "revenge portfolio."
Your revenge can last as long as you'd like...our trained "revenge specialists" will then act out your "revenge portfolio" for you...the fees we charge are on a case-by-case basis...depending on what you want done to your "transgressor" as well as the duration of the revenge...
For example, a man whom you are seeing who fucks you over and is "less than careful," might receive a box of condoms taped to his bike with a note attached saying "Please use these next time..." or you could elect to have posters with his picture taped all over the neighborhood he lives in and frequents with the phrase, "Hey ladies, beware of going home with this man...He has a small prick..."
The possibilities are endless...If your man is fucking another woman, and she decides to take everything...we can arrange to have a kitchen sink delivered to her house...with a note attached that says, "You took everything, why not take the kitchen sink as well..."
Our business will, of course, be based out of Los Angeles (most likely we will set up shop above the Pirate Bar in Long Beach), but we anticipate this idea to spread like wild fire, with branches opening across the country eventually...afterall, how many times have you or someone you've known said, "God, I'd really like to get him/her back...if only I knew how..."
SUMMER GOAL MET...
A major summer goal was met this evening...we have actually been able to instill true fear into someone...and we didn't even have to do a damn thing...he did it all for us...we just simply were ourselves and let our reputation precede us...
we have been able to drive someone out of his favorite hang-out...it seems like he is now afraid to set foot in his favorite bar for fear of seeing us and what our wrath might entail...or perhaps, he is afraid of the stories we would be able to tell his new girlfriend...regardless, it is a shining moment for us...
A major summer goal was met this evening...we have actually been able to instill true fear into someone...and we didn't even have to do a damn thing...he did it all for us...we just simply were ourselves and let our reputation precede us...
we have been able to drive someone out of his favorite hang-out...it seems like he is now afraid to set foot in his favorite bar for fear of seeing us and what our wrath might entail...or perhaps, he is afraid of the stories we would be able to tell his new girlfriend...regardless, it is a shining moment for us...
CRAZY...
Do you think you're crazier than me, Anonymous 1?
Sounds like you must be if you're following me around CVS in J.P. From your previous post, I see that you think you know what I was buying there...you don't scare me...You're just a fucked up freak who obviously has nothing better to do than follow me around town all day...
Do you think you're crazier than me, Anonymous 1?
Sounds like you must be if you're following me around CVS in J.P. From your previous post, I see that you think you know what I was buying there...you don't scare me...You're just a fucked up freak who obviously has nothing better to do than follow me around town all day...
EQ gets a "get out of jail free" card tonight...
Tomorrow night...it's on...don't fuck with me...I know where you live...
You act like you don't know me anymore
You've moved on to another whore
But I'm the kind of girl that's tough to ignore
Oh yeah...
I told you you shouldn't fuck with me
I know your number...I know your street
I know your friends and I know where they hang
Oh yeah...
HEY, BE CAREFUL
IT'S A DANGEROUS GAME THAT YOU'RE PLAYING TONIGHT
HEY, BE CAREFUL
KARMA'S COMING FOR YOU...IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME
THAT'S RIGHT...
It's one thing to act like a slut
But take it someplace where you won't get caught
Don't pick her up right in front of my face
Oh yeah...
Looks like she's ready...you're gonna score
But you screwed me just the night before
You'd think you could have waited till I left that bar
To make your move...
HEY, BE CAREFUL
IT'S A DANGEROUS GAME THAT YOU'RE PLAYING TONIGHT
HEY, BE CAREFUL
KARMA'S COMING FOR YOU
IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME
THAT'S RIGHT...
I told you you'd get what you deserve
And I'm the kind of girl who sticks to her word
I'm only here just biding my time
Oh yeah...
HEY, BE CAREFUL
IT'S A DANGEROUS GAME THAT YOU'RE PLAYING TONIGHT
HEY, BE CAREFUL
KARMA'S COMING FOR YOU
IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME
HEY, BE CAREFUL
IT'S A DANGEROUS WORLD WHEN YOU ACT LIKE A FOOL
HEY, BE CAREFUL
IT'S PAYBACK TIME
AND I'M COMING FOR YOU
THAT'S RIGHT...
Tomorrow night...it's on...don't fuck with me...I know where you live...
You act like you don't know me anymore
You've moved on to another whore
But I'm the kind of girl that's tough to ignore
Oh yeah...
I told you you shouldn't fuck with me
I know your number...I know your street
I know your friends and I know where they hang
Oh yeah...
HEY, BE CAREFUL
IT'S A DANGEROUS GAME THAT YOU'RE PLAYING TONIGHT
HEY, BE CAREFUL
KARMA'S COMING FOR YOU...IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME
THAT'S RIGHT...
It's one thing to act like a slut
But take it someplace where you won't get caught
Don't pick her up right in front of my face
Oh yeah...
Looks like she's ready...you're gonna score
But you screwed me just the night before
You'd think you could have waited till I left that bar
To make your move...
HEY, BE CAREFUL
IT'S A DANGEROUS GAME THAT YOU'RE PLAYING TONIGHT
HEY, BE CAREFUL
KARMA'S COMING FOR YOU
IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME
THAT'S RIGHT...
I told you you'd get what you deserve
And I'm the kind of girl who sticks to her word
I'm only here just biding my time
Oh yeah...
HEY, BE CAREFUL
IT'S A DANGEROUS GAME THAT YOU'RE PLAYING TONIGHT
HEY, BE CAREFUL
KARMA'S COMING FOR YOU
IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME
HEY, BE CAREFUL
IT'S A DANGEROUS WORLD WHEN YOU ACT LIKE A FOOL
HEY, BE CAREFUL
IT'S PAYBACK TIME
AND I'M COMING FOR YOU
THAT'S RIGHT...
Thursday, July 29, 2004
This is the reason you NEVER piss off a song-writer...especially one who frequents your favorite haunts and sings and plays guitar there...
ROCK DUMB
Hanging at the bar
And everything is fine
We talk a little and drink a lot
To pass away the time
You might think I'm crazy
That's nothing I deny
You think I don't see what's going on
Since we're drunk all the time
Hanging at the bar
Everything's allright
Til she appears...you walk away
To flirt with her tonight
Now, you may think I'm stupid
Blind and unaware
You fuck me one night
Then fuck me over
And think that I won't care
You think you're so smooth
You think you're a stud
You think you fooled me
But I see right through you
You're so...ROCK DUMB
Hanging at the bar
And now I'm getting pissed
You leave with her...to walk her home
She's too easy to resist
You may think I'm crazy
That's not far from the truth
But if you think that you'll get lucky with me
The crazy one is you
You think you're so smooth
You think you're a stud
You think you fooled me
But I see right through you
You're so dumb...
You think you're so smart
And you'll never screw up
But people talk...when you get around
You're so...ROCK DUMB!!!
ROCK DUMB
Hanging at the bar
And everything is fine
We talk a little and drink a lot
To pass away the time
You might think I'm crazy
That's nothing I deny
You think I don't see what's going on
Since we're drunk all the time
Hanging at the bar
Everything's allright
Til she appears...you walk away
To flirt with her tonight
Now, you may think I'm stupid
Blind and unaware
You fuck me one night
Then fuck me over
And think that I won't care
You think you're so smooth
You think you're a stud
You think you fooled me
But I see right through you
You're so...ROCK DUMB
Hanging at the bar
And now I'm getting pissed
You leave with her...to walk her home
She's too easy to resist
You may think I'm crazy
That's not far from the truth
But if you think that you'll get lucky with me
The crazy one is you
You think you're so smooth
You think you're a stud
You think you fooled me
But I see right through you
You're so dumb...
You think you're so smart
And you'll never screw up
But people talk...when you get around
You're so...ROCK DUMB!!!
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
JUST LIKE CHEERS
There is a local watering hole a few blocks down from my house, The Jeannie Johnston, where myself (and my partner in crime) are well known. There, we mingle almost nightly with the regulars and have become fabulous drunks. It is just like in Cheers...everybody knows you there...we are known by most as The Film Girls (because we almost always are carrying our camcorder with us and film interviews with many of the regulars)...the bartender knows our favorite drinks, and even has gotten a bell just like ours to ring whenever we come through the door...To make matters even better, the bar is named after an old ship (possibly of piratic origin)...DING!!!
There is a local watering hole a few blocks down from my house, The Jeannie Johnston, where myself (and my partner in crime) are well known. There, we mingle almost nightly with the regulars and have become fabulous drunks. It is just like in Cheers...everybody knows you there...we are known by most as The Film Girls (because we almost always are carrying our camcorder with us and film interviews with many of the regulars)...the bartender knows our favorite drinks, and even has gotten a bell just like ours to ring whenever we come through the door...To make matters even better, the bar is named after an old ship (possibly of piratic origin)...DING!!!
Monday, July 26, 2004
Man, I think I may have picked up conjunctivitis from some little rapscallion I work with...Not only that, but some little shit slashed up my leg today...god help me...only nine more days...
Sunday, July 25, 2004
THE DNC BLUES
What the fuck is with the DNC??? I don't even know what time I am supposed to leave for work tomorrow morning. I mean, if 93 is shut down, and I work in Arlington off of 95, am I going to have a problem??? A 45 minute commute may take close to 2 hours tomorrow if all the people who usually take 93 decide to take 95 instead tomorrow.
My father thought it would be best if I simply took the train tomorrow morning, but I can only imagine that would be worse. Beth lives in the North End and her roommate was coming home today...she was stopped twice on her way HOME to ask what her business was...an armed guard stopped her OUTSIDE HER HOUSE, no less, to ask her business there. She replied that she was simply coming home. The bartender at the Jeanie Johnston told us that they stopped the train his girlfriend was on today at Community College on the Orange line to search everyone's bags...what the fuck...choppers have been flying around overhead all day long...
Are we living in a state of terror??? If so, maybe Kerry should have moved his convention to a less populated area...not to mention the fact that the police here are on the brink of striking...
God help us get through this week...
What the fuck is with the DNC??? I don't even know what time I am supposed to leave for work tomorrow morning. I mean, if 93 is shut down, and I work in Arlington off of 95, am I going to have a problem??? A 45 minute commute may take close to 2 hours tomorrow if all the people who usually take 93 decide to take 95 instead tomorrow.
My father thought it would be best if I simply took the train tomorrow morning, but I can only imagine that would be worse. Beth lives in the North End and her roommate was coming home today...she was stopped twice on her way HOME to ask what her business was...an armed guard stopped her OUTSIDE HER HOUSE, no less, to ask her business there. She replied that she was simply coming home. The bartender at the Jeanie Johnston told us that they stopped the train his girlfriend was on today at Community College on the Orange line to search everyone's bags...what the fuck...choppers have been flying around overhead all day long...
Are we living in a state of terror??? If so, maybe Kerry should have moved his convention to a less populated area...not to mention the fact that the police here are on the brink of striking...
God help us get through this week...
Thursday, July 22, 2004
DEATH THREATS FROM CHILDREN
I received two death threats from a child today...and he was six years old, no less.
I was testing this little rapscallion this afternoon...and actually, I was told that he would be easy to test and would be a nice child. He had this brilliant smile on his face during most of the testing...at one point, he smiled widely at me and said, "I would love to electrocute you. I know how. It woulnd't be hard."
I was a little thrown by all of this, but proceeded with the testing, nevertheless...
Later on, he looked me point blank in the face and with a broad smile said, "I wish I had a rubber band...because I would shoot it at your face." I really wasn't sure how one responds to death threats from a six-year-old child, so I just smiled right back at him and said, "Oh, that would be so nice."
Anyway, further reason for my birth contol prescription...because with my luck, this is the type of little hellion that I would end up with, were I to ever choose to have children...
I received two death threats from a child today...and he was six years old, no less.
I was testing this little rapscallion this afternoon...and actually, I was told that he would be easy to test and would be a nice child. He had this brilliant smile on his face during most of the testing...at one point, he smiled widely at me and said, "I would love to electrocute you. I know how. It woulnd't be hard."
I was a little thrown by all of this, but proceeded with the testing, nevertheless...
Later on, he looked me point blank in the face and with a broad smile said, "I wish I had a rubber band...because I would shoot it at your face." I really wasn't sure how one responds to death threats from a six-year-old child, so I just smiled right back at him and said, "Oh, that would be so nice."
Anyway, further reason for my birth contol prescription...because with my luck, this is the type of little hellion that I would end up with, were I to ever choose to have children...
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
This song's dedicated to Beth...Happy Belated Birthday...
THE SUN SHINES (EVERYDAY)
Sun sets...it's time to go
We're heading someplace where it's never cold
We've grown so close, I can almost read your mind
And we escape when it feels right
WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER
WE'VE GOT OUR FRIENDS
WE'VE GOT ANOTHER TOWN WHERE
WE CAN BEGIN AGAIN
IT'S NOT TOO LATE
SO, DRY YOUR EYES
WE'RE GOIN' SOMEPLACE WHERE THE SUN SHINES...
EVERYDAY
Some people crave stability
But we can't be stable, if we can't be free
We'll pack our things...and sell the rest
Say your goodbyes...because we're movin' west
WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER
WE'VE GOT OUR FRIENDS
WE'VE GOT ANOTHER TOWN WHERE
WE CAN BEGIN AGAIN
IT'S NOT TOO LATE
SO, DRY YOUR EYES
WE'RE GOIN' SOMEPLACE WHERE THE SUN SHINES...
EVERYDAY
I'll take my chances...that's what I'll do
I felt so stagnant when I couldn't move
The sweetest thing...synchronicity
I can't deny...it's driving me
It's driving me
It's what's driving me
We've had good times here that we won't forget
But we've done our time here, and we've paid our debts
The future is uncertain; the open road is wide
We're gonna leave these clouds behind
WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER
WE'VE GOT OUR FRIENDS
WE'VE GOT ANOTHER TOWN WHERE
WE CAN BEGIN AGAIN
IT'S NOT TOO LATE
SO, DRY YOUR EYES
WE'RE GOIN' SOMPLACE WHERE THE SUN SHINES
WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER
WE'VE FOUND OURSELVES
WE'VE GOT ANOTHER LIFE
SOMEPLACE ELSE
DON'T LOSE YOUR FAITH
OPEN YOUR EYES
WE'RE GOIN' SOMEPLACE WHERE THE SUN SHINES...
EVERYDAY
EVERYDAY
EVERYDAY
THE SUN SHINES EVERYDAY
THE SUN SHINES (EVERYDAY)
Sun sets...it's time to go
We're heading someplace where it's never cold
We've grown so close, I can almost read your mind
And we escape when it feels right
WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER
WE'VE GOT OUR FRIENDS
WE'VE GOT ANOTHER TOWN WHERE
WE CAN BEGIN AGAIN
IT'S NOT TOO LATE
SO, DRY YOUR EYES
WE'RE GOIN' SOMEPLACE WHERE THE SUN SHINES...
EVERYDAY
Some people crave stability
But we can't be stable, if we can't be free
We'll pack our things...and sell the rest
Say your goodbyes...because we're movin' west
WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER
WE'VE GOT OUR FRIENDS
WE'VE GOT ANOTHER TOWN WHERE
WE CAN BEGIN AGAIN
IT'S NOT TOO LATE
SO, DRY YOUR EYES
WE'RE GOIN' SOMEPLACE WHERE THE SUN SHINES...
EVERYDAY
I'll take my chances...that's what I'll do
I felt so stagnant when I couldn't move
The sweetest thing...synchronicity
I can't deny...it's driving me
It's driving me
It's what's driving me
We've had good times here that we won't forget
But we've done our time here, and we've paid our debts
The future is uncertain; the open road is wide
We're gonna leave these clouds behind
WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER
WE'VE GOT OUR FRIENDS
WE'VE GOT ANOTHER TOWN WHERE
WE CAN BEGIN AGAIN
IT'S NOT TOO LATE
SO, DRY YOUR EYES
WE'RE GOIN' SOMPLACE WHERE THE SUN SHINES
WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER
WE'VE FOUND OURSELVES
WE'VE GOT ANOTHER LIFE
SOMEPLACE ELSE
DON'T LOSE YOUR FAITH
OPEN YOUR EYES
WE'RE GOIN' SOMEPLACE WHERE THE SUN SHINES...
EVERYDAY
EVERYDAY
EVERYDAY
THE SUN SHINES EVERYDAY
Monday, July 19, 2004
FREE
Everyday I found a way
To keep me going
It wasn't easy
And the snow just brings me down
Far away, there is a place
That has been calling
It won't be long before
I ditch this dying town
If I could touch you, I would
If I could reach you, I should
Tell you I'm coming...
Soon
Cause I'm free as a bird
I'm me at my birth
This life wasn't over...yeah...
It had only begun
I'm free to head west
I'm me at my best
I'm free...
As a bird
There are those who reach their goals
In life quite early
But I'm still searching for
These things I've yet to find
When we hit the road I trust we'll know
The right direction
And drive 500 miles away from here
That night
If I could find you, I know
If I could reach you I suppose
I'd tell you I'm coming...
Soon
Cause I'm free as a bird
I'm me at my birth
This life wasn't over...yeah...
It had only begun
I'm free to head west
I'm me at my best
I'm free...
As a bird
I promise you it won't be long
I'll head for Hollywood with my songs
It's true I almost drowned
But nothing will stop me this time around
If I could touch you, I know
You'd be a different person so
I'll waste no more time here
I'm leaving...
Today
Now that I'm free as a bird
I'm me at my birth
This life wasn't over...yeah...
It had only begun
I'm free to head west
I'm me at my best
I'm free...
As a bird
Everyday I found a way
To keep me going
It wasn't easy
And the snow just brings me down
Far away, there is a place
That has been calling
It won't be long before
I ditch this dying town
If I could touch you, I would
If I could reach you, I should
Tell you I'm coming...
Soon
Cause I'm free as a bird
I'm me at my birth
This life wasn't over...yeah...
It had only begun
I'm free to head west
I'm me at my best
I'm free...
As a bird
There are those who reach their goals
In life quite early
But I'm still searching for
These things I've yet to find
When we hit the road I trust we'll know
The right direction
And drive 500 miles away from here
That night
If I could find you, I know
If I could reach you I suppose
I'd tell you I'm coming...
Soon
Cause I'm free as a bird
I'm me at my birth
This life wasn't over...yeah...
It had only begun
I'm free to head west
I'm me at my best
I'm free...
As a bird
I promise you it won't be long
I'll head for Hollywood with my songs
It's true I almost drowned
But nothing will stop me this time around
If I could touch you, I know
You'd be a different person so
I'll waste no more time here
I'm leaving...
Today
Now that I'm free as a bird
I'm me at my birth
This life wasn't over...yeah...
It had only begun
I'm free to head west
I'm me at my best
I'm free...
As a bird
Sunday, July 18, 2004
CALIFORNIA, HERE WE COME...
Beth and I are currently working on putting together a playlist of songs for our road trip out to Cali. And with the ability to play my i-pod in the car, we are talking about a really big playlist. We are looking for any songs about California, LA, the west coast, roadtripping, moving away, etc...these songs can specifically be about any of these things or songs with different topics that happen to mention a line or two about these things...
We have put together a decent list, but I am asking for any suggestions that people might have for other songs we could include...the list is below, so if you think of any other songs you see that we have missed or forgotten about (or just never heard of), let me know...
CALIFORNIA PLAY LIST
-Los Angeles--Frank Black
-California Bound--Frank Black
-21 Reasons--Frank Black
-Into the Great Wide Open--Tom Petty
-Free Fallin--TP
-California-TP
-Overdue for a Dream Come True--TP
-California--Phantom Planet
-California Dreamin'--Mamas and the Papas
-Hotel California (Spanish Version)
-Under the Bridge-RHCP
-Go West--Pet Shop Boys
-Hackensack--Fountains of Wayne
--Hollywood--Hank Dogs
-Hollywood--Audra
-Hover--Rhett Miller
-All I Wanna Do--Sheryl Crow
-San Francisco (does anybody know who sang this song)
-El Caminos in the West--Grandaddy
-Santa Monica--Everclear
-Soak up the Sun--Sheryl Crow
-Heaven 90210--Urge Overkill
-Misunderstood--Better Than Ezra
-I Wish I Was a Girl--Counting Crows
-Led Zeppelin--Goin' to California
ROAD TRIP/MOVING AWAY SONGS
-Runnin' Down a Dream--TP
-Time to Move On--TP
-Jackson--Lucinda Williams
-Rollin'--Better Than Ezra
-Signed Sincerely--Better Than Ezra
-Juarez-Better Than Ezra
-AM180--Grandaddy
-Null Arbor Song--Kasey Chambers
-Won't Back Down--TP
-Radiation Vibe--Fountains of Wayne
-Me and You Against to World--Space
-These are Days--10,000 Manicas
-I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For--U2
-Walk On--U2
-Mrs. Potter--Counting Crows
-Hangin' Around--Counting Crows
-Omaha-Counting Crows
-I Love You, Goodbye--Thomas Dolby
-Graceland--Paul Simon
-Everyday is a Winding Road--Sheryl Crow
-A Change-Sheryl Crow
Beth and I are currently working on putting together a playlist of songs for our road trip out to Cali. And with the ability to play my i-pod in the car, we are talking about a really big playlist. We are looking for any songs about California, LA, the west coast, roadtripping, moving away, etc...these songs can specifically be about any of these things or songs with different topics that happen to mention a line or two about these things...
We have put together a decent list, but I am asking for any suggestions that people might have for other songs we could include...the list is below, so if you think of any other songs you see that we have missed or forgotten about (or just never heard of), let me know...
CALIFORNIA PLAY LIST
-Los Angeles--Frank Black
-California Bound--Frank Black
-21 Reasons--Frank Black
-Into the Great Wide Open--Tom Petty
-Free Fallin--TP
-California-TP
-Overdue for a Dream Come True--TP
-California--Phantom Planet
-California Dreamin'--Mamas and the Papas
-Hotel California (Spanish Version)
-Under the Bridge-RHCP
-Go West--Pet Shop Boys
-Hackensack--Fountains of Wayne
--Hollywood--Hank Dogs
-Hollywood--Audra
-Hover--Rhett Miller
-All I Wanna Do--Sheryl Crow
-San Francisco (does anybody know who sang this song)
-El Caminos in the West--Grandaddy
-Santa Monica--Everclear
-Soak up the Sun--Sheryl Crow
-Heaven 90210--Urge Overkill
-Misunderstood--Better Than Ezra
-I Wish I Was a Girl--Counting Crows
-Led Zeppelin--Goin' to California
ROAD TRIP/MOVING AWAY SONGS
-Runnin' Down a Dream--TP
-Time to Move On--TP
-Jackson--Lucinda Williams
-Rollin'--Better Than Ezra
-Signed Sincerely--Better Than Ezra
-Juarez-Better Than Ezra
-AM180--Grandaddy
-Null Arbor Song--Kasey Chambers
-Won't Back Down--TP
-Radiation Vibe--Fountains of Wayne
-Me and You Against to World--Space
-These are Days--10,000 Manicas
-I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For--U2
-Walk On--U2
-Mrs. Potter--Counting Crows
-Hangin' Around--Counting Crows
-Omaha-Counting Crows
-I Love You, Goodbye--Thomas Dolby
-Graceland--Paul Simon
-Everyday is a Winding Road--Sheryl Crow
-A Change-Sheryl Crow
Friday, July 16, 2004
WANTED FOR QUESTIONING
Mason, Neil, Brett, and MegaDestructo are all wanted for questioning in regards to an important matter. If anyone knows how I can contact them, please let me know.
Mason, Neil, Brett, and MegaDestructo are all wanted for questioning in regards to an important matter. If anyone knows how I can contact them, please let me know.
KILL YOUR TV
More than one person has commented that we don't really need TV around here. Just spend some time over at my place. What with the almost daily visits from the police (in response to my drunken upstairs neighbors) and the constant drama, it is a regular 24-hour sitcom over here. So, smash your evil televisions and just come over and hang out with me for awhile.
More than one person has commented that we don't really need TV around here. Just spend some time over at my place. What with the almost daily visits from the police (in response to my drunken upstairs neighbors) and the constant drama, it is a regular 24-hour sitcom over here. So, smash your evil televisions and just come over and hang out with me for awhile.
Thursday, July 15, 2004
THE GAMBLER
On our way out west, I think I will shack up in Vegas for a period of time and try my hand at gambling. Afterall, my uncle used to count cards in Atlantic City, and it just might run in the blood...
"You've got to know when to hold 'em; know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away; know when to run
You can't count your money when you're sitting at the table
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealing's done."
On our way out west, I think I will shack up in Vegas for a period of time and try my hand at gambling. Afterall, my uncle used to count cards in Atlantic City, and it just might run in the blood...
"You've got to know when to hold 'em; know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away; know when to run
You can't count your money when you're sitting at the table
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealing's done."
Wednesday, July 14, 2004
WANTED
If anyone knows the whereabouts of Captain Tippy Yunnan, please let me know for I am looking for him.
Also, I have decided that I would like to date a lifeguard. If you know of anyone, please send him my way. I'm really down with saving lives...
If anyone knows the whereabouts of Captain Tippy Yunnan, please let me know for I am looking for him.
Also, I have decided that I would like to date a lifeguard. If you know of anyone, please send him my way. I'm really down with saving lives...
Thought you wanted. Thought you wanted.
I thought you wanted to save me.
Now you got it. What you wanted.
Now you're driving me crazy.
You don't know me. Never met me.
But I know that you'll like me.
Now I'm comin'. Now I'm comin'.
I hope that you like me.
Gonna come undone (got your address)
Got to keep me from (where you live)
Like a lost street bum (got your number)
They call me ... they call me ...
STALKER
Thought you wanted. What you wanted.
I thought you wanted to save me.
What you wanted. Now you got it.
Now you drive me insane yeah.
You don't know me. Never met me.
But I know that you'll like me.
Now I'm coming to your party.
But you didn't invite me.
Gonna come undone (got your address)
off the internet (where you live)
like a lost street bum (got your number)
They call me... they call me...
STALKER
I thought you wanted to save me.
Now you got it. What you wanted.
Now you're driving me crazy.
You don't know me. Never met me.
But I know that you'll like me.
Now I'm comin'. Now I'm comin'.
I hope that you like me.
Gonna come undone (got your address)
Got to keep me from (where you live)
Like a lost street bum (got your number)
They call me ... they call me ...
STALKER
Thought you wanted. What you wanted.
I thought you wanted to save me.
What you wanted. Now you got it.
Now you drive me insane yeah.
You don't know me. Never met me.
But I know that you'll like me.
Now I'm coming to your party.
But you didn't invite me.
Gonna come undone (got your address)
off the internet (where you live)
like a lost street bum (got your number)
They call me... they call me...
STALKER
DO I SEEM LIKE A DOMINATRIX?
On Melrose Ave in West Hollywood, a man sitting on the side of the road starts talking to us as we're walking by. He tells me that he loves chicks who wear combat boots. And that if I'm looking for someone to dominate, he is the man for me. He tells me that he loves being chained up and strapped down...oh, and the best part...he lives in a black van that is often parked by Rose Records in Hollywood. I should stop by sometime because he doesn't have a phone. If I come by really early in the morning, he is sure to be there. Uhh, yeah...that's what I'm talking about...
On Melrose Ave in West Hollywood, a man sitting on the side of the road starts talking to us as we're walking by. He tells me that he loves chicks who wear combat boots. And that if I'm looking for someone to dominate, he is the man for me. He tells me that he loves being chained up and strapped down...oh, and the best part...he lives in a black van that is often parked by Rose Records in Hollywood. I should stop by sometime because he doesn't have a phone. If I come by really early in the morning, he is sure to be there. Uhh, yeah...that's what I'm talking about...
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Yes, as most of you have guessed, we did not spend the night in jail...but it could have happened...
Yet here are STILL MORE REASONS TO STAY IN BOSTON
31) For some unexplained reason, our bodies do not function after midnight in LA
32) There is an overabundance of cheerful people there
33) The people working at LAX are just downright rude and condescending
34) It hardly ever rains in LA, and in my current depressed state, I need gloomy weather
35) People look at you strangely if you walk or take the bus anywhere there
36) Too many men in LA have goatberts (aka Magda's misunderstanding of the word "goatee")
37) Most men are a couple of shelves lower than us (according to Magda)
38) "I know you just want to have fun and party, but someday, you're going to have to calm down."
39) The standard pick-up line in LA seems to be "Have you ever modelled or been in film?"
40) We have been asked by more than one person in LA if we worship the devil
41) The crazy drunk guy at Sav-More Drugs told me that people are a lot nicer and less stuck-up in Boston
42) There is an overabundance of horn-honking if you walk anywhere in LA
43) I almost got bit by a rattlesnake while walking in a restricted area in the canyons of Hollywood
Yet here are STILL MORE REASONS TO STAY IN BOSTON
31) For some unexplained reason, our bodies do not function after midnight in LA
32) There is an overabundance of cheerful people there
33) The people working at LAX are just downright rude and condescending
34) It hardly ever rains in LA, and in my current depressed state, I need gloomy weather
35) People look at you strangely if you walk or take the bus anywhere there
36) Too many men in LA have goatberts (aka Magda's misunderstanding of the word "goatee")
37) Most men are a couple of shelves lower than us (according to Magda)
38) "I know you just want to have fun and party, but someday, you're going to have to calm down."
39) The standard pick-up line in LA seems to be "Have you ever modelled or been in film?"
40) We have been asked by more than one person in LA if we worship the devil
41) The crazy drunk guy at Sav-More Drugs told me that people are a lot nicer and less stuck-up in Boston
42) There is an overabundance of horn-honking if you walk anywhere in LA
43) I almost got bit by a rattlesnake while walking in a restricted area in the canyons of Hollywood
STILL MORE REASONS TO STAY IN BOSTON
21) We got kicked out of Malibu because we were smoking
22) We can't find a single Mexican restaurant willing to serve us anything vegetarian (in fact, we were told that they could give us vegetarian enchiladas though the sauce is made with beef broth)
23) We spent Sunday night in LA County jail
24) A man on Melrose Ave told us to go to hell because we wouldn't buy a rap album from him
25) The 10
26) When we went to see Farenheit 911 in Santa Monica, the people sitting next to us dumped water all over us
27) Apparently (based on the apartments that we looked at), the definition of "new" carpet is at least four years old
28) Most places here do not come equipped with a refrigerator or stove
29) UCLA seems to have a monopoly on the apartments in Westwood
30) It would really piss off my anonymous poster if we stayed in Boston to "whore" around for at least one more year
21) We got kicked out of Malibu because we were smoking
22) We can't find a single Mexican restaurant willing to serve us anything vegetarian (in fact, we were told that they could give us vegetarian enchiladas though the sauce is made with beef broth)
23) We spent Sunday night in LA County jail
24) A man on Melrose Ave told us to go to hell because we wouldn't buy a rap album from him
25) The 10
26) When we went to see Farenheit 911 in Santa Monica, the people sitting next to us dumped water all over us
27) Apparently (based on the apartments that we looked at), the definition of "new" carpet is at least four years old
28) Most places here do not come equipped with a refrigerator or stove
29) UCLA seems to have a monopoly on the apartments in Westwood
30) It would really piss off my anonymous poster if we stayed in Boston to "whore" around for at least one more year
MORE REASONS TO STAY IN BOSTON
11) The 405
12) We're afraid that me might get hit by falling coconuts
13) The only cider we can get here is Hornsby's (which we've decided we no longer like), which would force us to come up with a new drink of choice
14) Magda claims that if you get out of the car in the Valley, you can hear your skin start to sizzle
15) The life guards on Venice Beach seem to abuse their power
16) The June Bloom (aka Smog)
17) We could never sell the Elcipse here because it has spent multiple winters in the East and now has a rust problem
18) You don't sweat here (and natural oils are good for the skin)
19) Beth has developed a heat rash
20) What the fuck does the "X" stand for in LAX???
11) The 405
12) We're afraid that me might get hit by falling coconuts
13) The only cider we can get here is Hornsby's (which we've decided we no longer like), which would force us to come up with a new drink of choice
14) Magda claims that if you get out of the car in the Valley, you can hear your skin start to sizzle
15) The life guards on Venice Beach seem to abuse their power
16) The June Bloom (aka Smog)
17) We could never sell the Elcipse here because it has spent multiple winters in the East and now has a rust problem
18) You don't sweat here (and natural oils are good for the skin)
19) Beth has developed a heat rash
20) What the fuck does the "X" stand for in LAX???
Sunday, July 11, 2004
REASONS TO STAY IN BOSTON
1) The seasons (Beth thinks she will miss them)
2) I can finish school in about 3 1/2 more years
3) Even though there's a height problem, all Beth meets are Hispanic men anyway
4) LA seems clique-ish
5) We can't stand the heat and the sun (I would have to buy a case of sunblock a month)
6) After three days of searching, we still couldn't find an apartment
7) The 101
8) Emissions tests are stricter (the Eclipse may not pass the test)
9) Contrary to what we believed, Boston has more cat-friendly apartments
10) No public transit (we never thought we'd say it, but god bless the MBTA)
1) The seasons (Beth thinks she will miss them)
2) I can finish school in about 3 1/2 more years
3) Even though there's a height problem, all Beth meets are Hispanic men anyway
4) LA seems clique-ish
5) We can't stand the heat and the sun (I would have to buy a case of sunblock a month)
6) After three days of searching, we still couldn't find an apartment
7) The 101
8) Emissions tests are stricter (the Eclipse may not pass the test)
9) Contrary to what we believed, Boston has more cat-friendly apartments
10) No public transit (we never thought we'd say it, but god bless the MBTA)
Monday, July 05, 2004
COUNTIN' DOWN
How do you get sunburned (and almost suffer from heat stroke) and then get hailed on all in one day? The answer, of course, is that you live in Boston. Boston's weather is just as schizophrenic as its people. At a barbecue on Sunday, Beth and I were informed by a man there that roughly 95% of the people in this city are either crazy or well on their way there. Far be it for us to call anyone crazy, but at least we're functionally insane...and when you throw in the height problem, the disproportional amount of post-frat boys, the massive amount of people manifesting Entitled Personality Disorder, and, of course, the MBTA...well, the answer speaks for itself. One of my student's on Friday told that I couldn't possibly leave because Boston is the best city in the world. I told him...for every reason you can think to stay, I can think of at least five reasons to dispute it...
How do you get sunburned (and almost suffer from heat stroke) and then get hailed on all in one day? The answer, of course, is that you live in Boston. Boston's weather is just as schizophrenic as its people. At a barbecue on Sunday, Beth and I were informed by a man there that roughly 95% of the people in this city are either crazy or well on their way there. Far be it for us to call anyone crazy, but at least we're functionally insane...and when you throw in the height problem, the disproportional amount of post-frat boys, the massive amount of people manifesting Entitled Personality Disorder, and, of course, the MBTA...well, the answer speaks for itself. One of my student's on Friday told that I couldn't possibly leave because Boston is the best city in the world. I told him...for every reason you can think to stay, I can think of at least five reasons to dispute it...
Friday, July 02, 2004
SYNCHRONICITY
This song by the Hank Dogs has always been one of my favorites...but I never really looked at the lyrics until last night...and realized how true to me they are right now...especially with Beth now moving with me...so check them out (especially the last verse)...
HOLLYWOOD by the Hank Dogs
The stop sign in your mirror
Didn't turn the tide God knows
When you left your reservations
With the other Holy Joes
Countin' down on Sunset
With all those La-La Lights
Will the last one turn them on again
We're staying up all night
What about today
I thought I heard you say
It doesn't matter anyway
Now you're a Hollywood babe
In Hollywood
Hangin' in the hills for weeks
Watchin' all the stars
Rotatin' round their magnates
Flirtin' in their cars
You met a guy who flew to Mars
And back to tell the tale
You left him in the ocean
Near Heartbreak Hotel
Now you're a Hollywood babe
In Hollywood
You left for California
With a guitar by your side
The last song that you played for me
Is now a Top Ten 45
The lights on LA County
Are a mighty pretty sight
When you're drivin' through the hours
With your best friend by your side
What have you left for me
I got no family
No money
Not even you and me
Now you're a Hollywood babe
In Hollywood
This song by the Hank Dogs has always been one of my favorites...but I never really looked at the lyrics until last night...and realized how true to me they are right now...especially with Beth now moving with me...so check them out (especially the last verse)...
HOLLYWOOD by the Hank Dogs
The stop sign in your mirror
Didn't turn the tide God knows
When you left your reservations
With the other Holy Joes
Countin' down on Sunset
With all those La-La Lights
Will the last one turn them on again
We're staying up all night
What about today
I thought I heard you say
It doesn't matter anyway
Now you're a Hollywood babe
In Hollywood
Hangin' in the hills for weeks
Watchin' all the stars
Rotatin' round their magnates
Flirtin' in their cars
You met a guy who flew to Mars
And back to tell the tale
You left him in the ocean
Near Heartbreak Hotel
Now you're a Hollywood babe
In Hollywood
You left for California
With a guitar by your side
The last song that you played for me
Is now a Top Ten 45
The lights on LA County
Are a mighty pretty sight
When you're drivin' through the hours
With your best friend by your side
What have you left for me
I got no family
No money
Not even you and me
Now you're a Hollywood babe
In Hollywood
