Sign of the Times

DING!!!!

So, the newest brilliant idea...

Tippy and I have decided to lure Teresa Hines out of her Beacon Street condominium using a bull horn and a bottle of wine...and the offer of some ecstacy...

We will then invite her (but not John Kerry) to Dedo for show tunes night where we will proceed to wine and dine her...

At which point, she will be inclined to enter into a torrid affair with Tippy...which I will consequently be taping (using my new digital camcorder...i knew there was a reason I bought it)...

When Teresa discovers that we have taped the whole affair, she will have no choice but to appoint Tippy to a position in the White House (lest John find out about the affair)...at which point, we will be one step closer to having Captain Tippy Yunnan as our president...

Once in office, we have several goals...including a plan to paint the White House either red or black...afterall, we don't think much of the color white...