Wednesday, June 02, 2004
THE BEST BIRTH CONTROL IN THE WORLD
Well, I've found the best birth control in the world...working at Lindamood Bell for the summer with all of those fucking little spoiled brat kids...
I think it would make anyone reconsider parenthood...
My day today started out with Alex, this little 7 year old girl, who was spread eagle on the floor for the entire hour we spent together because she didn't want to do any work...When she started licking the floor, I truly lost it...
After that, a child locked herself in the bathroom for 15 minutes because she told me "I don't have to do anything you say and I hate you..."
If that weren't enough, I closed the day off with Joseph, who after rolling around on the floor for 45 minutes and repeatedly taking his gameboy out of his bag and turning it on to start another game of Metroid...and doing no work...decided that he had earned a game of foosball for his good behavior...I told him absolutely not because you don't get to play games if you don't work...I tried to take the game board away from him and he started shrieking and pulled it away from me...after a few moments of tug-of-war, I finally won, got up, opened the door, and threw the fucking game out into the hall (which made quite the crash and alerted my co-workers to the fact that things were not going very well in my session)...Joseph then started flailing his arms around screaming that I was a bitch and ran out in the hall to retrieve the goddamn game...
What the fuck?? Each day only fucking reminds me why I am on the pill...
Well, I've found the best birth control in the world...working at Lindamood Bell for the summer with all of those fucking little spoiled brat kids...
I think it would make anyone reconsider parenthood...
My day today started out with Alex, this little 7 year old girl, who was spread eagle on the floor for the entire hour we spent together because she didn't want to do any work...When she started licking the floor, I truly lost it...
After that, a child locked herself in the bathroom for 15 minutes because she told me "I don't have to do anything you say and I hate you..."
If that weren't enough, I closed the day off with Joseph, who after rolling around on the floor for 45 minutes and repeatedly taking his gameboy out of his bag and turning it on to start another game of Metroid...and doing no work...decided that he had earned a game of foosball for his good behavior...I told him absolutely not because you don't get to play games if you don't work...I tried to take the game board away from him and he started shrieking and pulled it away from me...after a few moments of tug-of-war, I finally won, got up, opened the door, and threw the fucking game out into the hall (which made quite the crash and alerted my co-workers to the fact that things were not going very well in my session)...Joseph then started flailing his arms around screaming that I was a bitch and ran out in the hall to retrieve the goddamn game...
What the fuck?? Each day only fucking reminds me why I am on the pill...
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