Sign of the Times

I am currently in search of a nemesis. Because afterall, every heroine needs a nemesis. I know that there are people who dislike me; in fact, there are probably a few who even downright despise me. But no one who could actually be considered a nemesis. Applications may be mailed to me directly and will be reviewed by a committee of my choosing. The only selection criteria is that he or she must be "merry" (fans of Seinfeld's Newman will understand what I am looking for).