Sunday, May 16, 2004
Here is the travel log of my return flight from Florida (not too eventful but that was good as I actually got in on time and smoothly)...
Tampa Int'l Airport
8:05 am est
My god, I must just look dreadfully strange sitting here in the terminal waiting for my plane. The old woman across from me is shooting me death. Several other people at the gate just stopped what they were doing to stare when I sat down.
8:10am
Barbie is going to be on this flight, clearly proving that it is DEFINITELY not pretty being easy. Damn!! I've never seen so much make-up on one person.
8:14am
There is an older gentleman wearing what appear to be Daisy Dukes.
8:15am
An old man just winked at me.
8:25am
I appear to have this entire row to myself which will be absolutely wonderful. Not to mention no one in the seat behind me which means I could recline my seat all the way back and not feel bad about crushing someone's knees. You know, I figure after all the trouble on the way out here, I could finally use a break.
8:30am
Oh my god, this is a monumental moment. An airtran airways flight is actually going to leave on time. I never thought I'd be witness to this day.
10:20am
My fucking god. A pleasant flight to Baltimore and it actually appears that this flight is going to land ahead of schedule. This is truly a day to make history.
Baltimore-Washington Int'l Airport
11:15am
I just paid fucking $2.62 for a lukewarm bottle of apple juice.
Tampa Int'l Airport
8:05 am est
My god, I must just look dreadfully strange sitting here in the terminal waiting for my plane. The old woman across from me is shooting me death. Several other people at the gate just stopped what they were doing to stare when I sat down.
8:10am
Barbie is going to be on this flight, clearly proving that it is DEFINITELY not pretty being easy. Damn!! I've never seen so much make-up on one person.
8:14am
There is an older gentleman wearing what appear to be Daisy Dukes.
8:15am
An old man just winked at me.
8:25am
I appear to have this entire row to myself which will be absolutely wonderful. Not to mention no one in the seat behind me which means I could recline my seat all the way back and not feel bad about crushing someone's knees. You know, I figure after all the trouble on the way out here, I could finally use a break.
8:30am
Oh my god, this is a monumental moment. An airtran airways flight is actually going to leave on time. I never thought I'd be witness to this day.
10:20am
My fucking god. A pleasant flight to Baltimore and it actually appears that this flight is going to land ahead of schedule. This is truly a day to make history.
Baltimore-Washington Int'l Airport
11:15am
I just paid fucking $2.62 for a lukewarm bottle of apple juice.
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