Wednesday, May 12, 2004
Florida is driving me mad...
What kind of white trash haven do I find myself in??
Truly, in a place where the per capita trailer park ratio is so high (and the mullet count appears to be going up each day), you could understand how a liberal left-wing activist such as myself might find herself out of place...
There were no high school boys around to hit on me today...just several shirtless men with large beer guts at the beach (missing several teeth, mind you...)
And Joey at the liquor store who informed me that he thinks girls from Boston are "really cool and we should hang out some time..."
I think I'll have to take a rain check, Joey...
What kind of white trash haven do I find myself in??
Truly, in a place where the per capita trailer park ratio is so high (and the mullet count appears to be going up each day), you could understand how a liberal left-wing activist such as myself might find herself out of place...
There were no high school boys around to hit on me today...just several shirtless men with large beer guts at the beach (missing several teeth, mind you...)
And Joey at the liquor store who informed me that he thinks girls from Boston are "really cool and we should hang out some time..."
I think I'll have to take a rain check, Joey...
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