Wednesday, May 12, 2004
A few choice selctions from The Log's glossary...
1) bus to hell (noun)--a fictitious bus that will take unwanted people away from the vincinity
2) sweating beer (verbal idiom)--when is is so hot and you drank so much beer, if feels like beer is actually coming out of your pores. One must actually smell like beer, also.
3) laying (gerund)--continuous horn honking used to indicate annoyance or anger. On some occasions, laying is engaged in for no apparent reason for unspecified periods of time.
4) front butt (noun)--when pants that are too tight are worn and the zipper splits, serperating the lower abdomen into two distinct sections.
5) temporary moment of insanity (phrase)--dating a crazy person (obvious or not) but not realizing the depth of their insanity until after you've actually broken up.
6) Peter Pan Syndrome (syndrome)--not wanting to grow up.
7) Child Predator Syndrome (syndrome)--preying on children 16 or younger when you are 20 or older. Can be combined with the Peter Pan Syndrome. These syndromes are actually co-morbid in most cases.
8) Cheese Thief (noun)--roommate who wakes up in the middle of the night and consumes an entire block of your chedder cheese and denies it in the morning.
19) Suspicious Rapper (noun)--man who stands outside your kitchen window in the middle of the night and raps rather suspiciously, prompting you to call the police.
10) No Cock Rule (phrase)--party rule that states that if you are being a cock, you must leave
1) bus to hell (noun)--a fictitious bus that will take unwanted people away from the vincinity
2) sweating beer (verbal idiom)--when is is so hot and you drank so much beer, if feels like beer is actually coming out of your pores. One must actually smell like beer, also.
3) laying (gerund)--continuous horn honking used to indicate annoyance or anger. On some occasions, laying is engaged in for no apparent reason for unspecified periods of time.
4) front butt (noun)--when pants that are too tight are worn and the zipper splits, serperating the lower abdomen into two distinct sections.
5) temporary moment of insanity (phrase)--dating a crazy person (obvious or not) but not realizing the depth of their insanity until after you've actually broken up.
6) Peter Pan Syndrome (syndrome)--not wanting to grow up.
7) Child Predator Syndrome (syndrome)--preying on children 16 or younger when you are 20 or older. Can be combined with the Peter Pan Syndrome. These syndromes are actually co-morbid in most cases.
8) Cheese Thief (noun)--roommate who wakes up in the middle of the night and consumes an entire block of your chedder cheese and denies it in the morning.
19) Suspicious Rapper (noun)--man who stands outside your kitchen window in the middle of the night and raps rather suspiciously, prompting you to call the police.
10) No Cock Rule (phrase)--party rule that states that if you are being a cock, you must leave
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