Tuesday, April 20, 2004
A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME...
It has been determined by numerous experts on this sort of thing that Boston is the most un-piratic of any U.S. city. Take for example the most recent adventure of Captain Tippy Yunon and I. We decided to go out on Friday night dressed as pirates. We figured that since we are, in fact, pirates, we might as well dress like them. And to be quite honest, we were not really even dressed that outlandish. I have done it up to a much greater extent in the past. Nevertheless, we were carrying pirate swords and this caused us to encounter many deathlooks throughout the course of the night. Boston is just simply not prepared for piracy (and I'm sure that has something to do with the patriarchy since it is to blame for every evil in the world). Despite this most recent encounter with "anti-pirates," we have decided to keep up this way of life for at least the duration of the summer in order to get the message out there that pirates are, indeed, still alive and well (though in this matter, Boston is probably a lost cause). And after the recent banning of the lesbian pirate bar in Boston, we simply have no choice but to head for the west coast and pillage and plunder there. YYYYYAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!
It has been determined by numerous experts on this sort of thing that Boston is the most un-piratic of any U.S. city. Take for example the most recent adventure of Captain Tippy Yunon and I. We decided to go out on Friday night dressed as pirates. We figured that since we are, in fact, pirates, we might as well dress like them. And to be quite honest, we were not really even dressed that outlandish. I have done it up to a much greater extent in the past. Nevertheless, we were carrying pirate swords and this caused us to encounter many deathlooks throughout the course of the night. Boston is just simply not prepared for piracy (and I'm sure that has something to do with the patriarchy since it is to blame for every evil in the world). Despite this most recent encounter with "anti-pirates," we have decided to keep up this way of life for at least the duration of the summer in order to get the message out there that pirates are, indeed, still alive and well (though in this matter, Boston is probably a lost cause). And after the recent banning of the lesbian pirate bar in Boston, we simply have no choice but to head for the west coast and pillage and plunder there. YYYYYAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!
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