Sign of the Times

My first post and I'm really not sure what to write about. It always seemed so simple with the pen and paper. I suppose that I could speak to the fact that my 50 year old alcoholic upstairs neighbor told me that I was smokin'. And that he would miss me when I moved out for that very reason. He said, "Wonder woman, wonder woman...you have the most amazing thighs..."
Now, that's really what you want to hear coming from a 50 year old alcoholic with a possible case of Korsakof's alcohol-induced dementia.